Become a Super Bitch!

• A true bitch is kind to old people, children and animals.
• A true bitch keeps her mouth closed and listens before unleashing her tongue.
• A true bitch uses the brains the good Lord gave her.
• A true bitch questions everything and assumes nothing.
• A true bitch expects the worst from people so she can be pleasantly surprised.
• A true bitch tries to be a good example of civilized, sensible behavior.
• A true bitch does not suffer fools gladly.
• A true bitch does not cut in line; that is for silly weenie chicks.
• A true bitch will tell you to cut it out if your public displays of affection are inappropriate.
• A true bitch really doesn't give a damn what you think of her.
• A true bitch doesn't nag her husband or children. She doesn't need to.
• A true bitch is self-reliant, but appreciative of help when it is available.
• A true bitch is not a hypochondriac.
• A true bitch doesn't go all namby-pamby when she hears or reads a 4 letter word.